1、下雨下雪都不要发了，哪里下钱了再告诉我。 If it rains or snows, please tell me where the money is.
2、不想上我的黑名单，就不要说些有的没的好吗。 If you don't want to be on my blacklist, don't say something that has nothing, OK.
3、不想养狗，也不想养猫，想养你，毕竟养猪致富。 I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs makes you rich.
4、世上的白痴那么多，可是你确实里面的佼佼者。 There are so many idiots in the world, but you are the best among them.
5、世界上最远的距离是别人在复习，而你却在预习。 The furthest distance in the world is that others are reviewing while you are preparing.
6、人生自古谁无屎，有谁拉屎不要纸。好诗，好诗。 Life since ancient times who has no excrement, who shits without paper. Good poetry, good poetry.
7、从此刻起，我将不再期盼，只珍惜我所拥有的。 From this moment on, I will no longer expect, only cherish what I have.
8、你不必牵强的说爱我，我也不再逞强的对你好。 You don't have to be far fetched to say that you love me, and I will no longer try to be brave to you.
9、你亦只有一个一生，不能慷慨赠予你不爱的人。 You have only one life, and you can't give generously to those you don't love.
10、你得寸进尺的时候，掂量掂量我是不是好惹。 When you're pushing your luck, think about whether I'm easy to offend.
11、你要坚信，有的人你不能找，有的人你找不到。 You have to believe that some people you can't find, some people you can't find.
12、做女人，如果不够狠心，那么死的将会是你。 Be a woman, if not cruel enough, then you will die.
13、像我这样的人，如果没有体重，能压得住美貌吗？ Can a person like me, without weight, hold down beauty?
14、元芳，你对此事怎么看。回大人：我眼睛瞎了。 Yuan Fang, what do you think of it. Huida: I'm blind.
15、同样都是有爱的年纪，为什么我的爱这么曲折。 The same is the age of love, why my love so tortuous.
16、夏天，在蚊帐里裸睡，勾引蚊子，挑逗死它。 In summer, sleeping naked in the mosquito net, seduce mosquitoes, tease it to death.
17、多说无益，多做无用，多会了你还在这瞎咧咧。 It's useless to say more, to do more is useless. You are still here.
18、好吃的东西要吃进肚子里，可爱的人要放进心里。 Delicious things to eat into the stomach, lovely people to put into the heart.
19、如果世界真的不喜欢你，那世界就是我的敌人了。 If the world really doesn't like you, the world is my enemy.
20、如果，你想摘月亮，那么请你先看看自己的海拔。 If you want to pick the moon, please look at your altitude first.
21、学过很多技能，发现最有用的技能是“想开点”。 I have learned a lot of skills, and found that the most useful skill is "open your mind".
22、家里呆的太久，太憋闷，到客厅转转散散心。 Stay at home too long, too stuffy, go to the living room to relax.
23、岁月拐走了单纯，人生越走越复杂，复杂而肤浅。 Time has taken away simplicity, and life has become more complex, complex and superficial.
24、得不到的爱人总归是风，强留千百次也会无踪。 The love you can't get is the wind. If you force it to stay for thousands of times, it will disappear.
25、总有一个人让你湿了眼眶，你却还笑着原谅。 There is always someone who makes your eyes wet, but you still smile and forgive.
26、想起我们有过的从前，泪水就一点点开始蔓延。 Think of the past we have, tears began to spread a little bit.
27、我不是天桥上算命的，唠不出那么多你爱听的磕。 I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't tell so many things you like to hear.
28、我最讨厌有事找我，没事把我忘在一边的人。 I hate people who come to me and leave me alone.
29、我消失了，已经不会有人在满世界的找我了。 I'm gone. No one is looking for me all over the world.
30、我演过最完美的戏，就是上课装作听得懂的样子。 The most perfect play I've ever played was to pretend to understand in class.
31、我知道带剑的不一定是剑士，但他一定是剑人。 I know that the swordsman is not necessarily a swordsman, but he must be a swordsman.
32、我觉得我不是做小三的料，玩个连连看都老输。 I don't think I'm a junior. I always lose when I play.
33、我觉得每天早上去学校抄作业，生活就很充实了。 I think every morning to school copy homework, life is very rich.
34、把我给过你的爱原封不动的还我，我就会离开。 Give me back the love I gave you, and I will leave.
35、拿得起，放得下，我依旧是女王主宰我的世界！ Take up, put down, I am still the queen, dominate my world!
36、是不是因为我太胖了，所以一直钻不进你心里。 Is it because I am too fat, so have been unable to drill into your heart.
37、是我的，你别动，不是我的，你也给我放那。 It's mine. Don't move. It's not mine. You can put it for me.
38、有时候，经济不独立，你发的一切飚都是个屁。 Sometimes, the economy is not independent, everything you make is a fart.
39、每天起床，毅力都不好使，关键时刻得靠尿意。 Get up every day, perseverance is not easy to use, the key moment to rely on urine.
40、每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废材。 Dinosaurs, which degrade three times a day, are the most powerful waste in human history.
41、每次砍价，只要能砍下来，就觉得自己上当了。 Every time I bargain, I feel cheated as long as I can cut it down.
42、水在加温，它虽然觉得不妙，但是还可以忍受。 The water is heating. It feels bad, but it can be tolerated.
43、水壶啊，你为什么哭泣，是因为屁股太烫了吗？ Kettle, why do you cry? Is it because your butt is too hot?
44、没有什么过不去，我不相信幸福，我只相信你。 There is nothing wrong, I don't believe in happiness, I only believe in you.
45、活得这么随便，你当人生是什么啊，试用品吗？ Living so casually, what do you think of life as a trial?
46、浅薄的人相信运气，坚强的人相信起因和结果。 Shallow people believe in luck, strong people believe in cause and result.
47、现在告诉你们我结婚的日子喔，它正在海选中呢。 Now I'll tell you my wedding day. It's in the audition.
48、生活就像忐忑，没有准确的歌词，却惊心动魄。 Life is like fear, there is no accurate lyrics, but thrilling.
49、相信将心比心，你对别人好，别人也会对你好的。 I believe that people will be considerate, you are good to others, others will be good to you.
50、石头剪刀布，输了你是我的，赢了你还是我的NB。 Stone scissors paper, lose you are mine, win you or my NB.
51、移动电话就得移动着用、那联通电话怎么用？ Mobile phones have to be used on the move. How to use Unicom phones?
52、累了就喝醉，喝醉就去睡，活的再孤独也无所谓。 Get drunk when tired, go to sleep when drunk, no matter how lonely you live.
53、累就对了，证明你还活着，舒服是留给死人的。 Tired on the right, proof that you are still alive, comfort is for the dead.
54、莪们都只是普通人，何必把自己想A那么伟大。 We are just ordinary people, why think of themselves so great.
55、要想让别人宠着你，首先你要学着去做个祖宗！ If you want to be spoiled by others, you must first learn to be an ancestor!
56、请不要把我对你的容忍，当成你不要脸的资本。 Please don't take my tolerance to you as your shameless capital.
57、谁说天下乌鸦一般黑？其实是，一个更比一个黑！ Who says crows are black? Actually, one is more black than the other!
58、走过的路，不要再走。错过的人，别再回头。 Don't walk on the road you've passed. Those who miss, don't look back.
59、过去我们永远也回不去，未来你慢慢走就是了。 We can never go back to the past. You can walk slowly in the future.
60、郑重申明：本人QQ被盗！如叫你汇款请直接大骂。 Solemnly declare: my QQ is stolen! If you want to remit money, please scold directly.