1、A dress is like a barbed fence。 It protects the premises without restricting the view。 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。

2、A lot of people, once missed is a stranger。 很多人,一旦错过了便是陌路。

3、A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out。 真正的朋友会在整个世界都离你远去的时候,仍然与你并肩。

4、All endings are beginnings, we just don't know it at the time。 所有的结局都是新的开始,只是当时不知道。

5、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。上一页12下一页 女王的世界里没有爱情。

6、Braver are those who have hurt cuz they know nothing would be more painful than ever。 一些受过伤的人会更加勇敢,因为他们知道,最痛不过如此。

7、Can you tell the world please leave,I want to leave temporarily。 可不可以跟世界请个假,我想暂时离开一下。

8、Cause darling I’ m a nightmare dresses like a daydream。 每晚我都做着噩梦,白天又做着白日梦。

9、Children in backseats causeaccidents。 Accidents in backseats cause children。 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

10、Don\'t let the fear for losing keep you from trying。 别因为害怕失去而停止尝试。

11、Even if the road is not flat also should make oneself of the sun。 就算路不坦荡也要做自己的太阳。

12、Everybody needs love,especially for those who don't deserve it。 人人需要爱,特别是不值得爱的人。

13、Finally, you opened its mouth before I put a hand。 最后是你开了口 我才放了手。

14、Happiness is just on my hands, and even lost sense of direction, but still not afraid. 幸福就是只要牵对了手,就算失去了方向感,但仍然不会害怕。

15、However long the night,the dawn will break。 不管黑夜有多长,天亮总会到来。

16、I am not sad, but the heart is very painful。 我没有难过,只是心很痛。

17、I can do am not many, but you need time, I always。 我能做的不多,但你需要的时候,我总是在的。

18、I miss you but without a trace。 我好想你,却不露痕迹。

19、I miss you。 I miss you。 I miss you。 我遇见你。我错过你。我想你。

20、I never stopped loving you,I just stopped showing it。 我对你的爱从来没有停止,

21、I think I miss you less and less as every day goes by。 我想随着一天天过去,我对你的思念也在一天天淡去。

22、I tired you can not see my broken heart you can not hear。 我的累你看不见 我心碎你听不见。

23、I tried to smile but tears will fall。 我努力微笑可是眼泪还是会掉。

24、If love is misunderstanding, who let I can return to perfect。 如果爱是场误会,谁让我能回到完美。

25、If one knows what he lives for,he can bear all kinds of life。 一个人知道为什么而活,就可以忍受任何种生活。

26、If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lose。 如果你想要却不去拼搏,那么失去了你就别哭泣。

27、In the future, I will not wait, even if you are in。 以后的以后,我不会再等待,纵然你在。

28、Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone。 你笑,全世界陪你笑;你哭,惟独你一个人哭。

29、Laugh, make, quarrel, cry, now I need is indifferent。 笑过,闹过,吵过,哭过,如今我需要的是冷漠。

30、Learn to use high heels to fight You are the real queen。 学会用高跟鞋打架,你才是真正的女王。

31、Let time to my deep love man。 愿时光善待我深爱之人。

32、Life has no rehearsals, only performances。 人生没有彩排,只有正式演出。

33、Look at that face, you look like my next mistake。 看着你的脸,我知道你是我的下一个劫。

34、Lost in not come back,come back not perfect。失去的不会回来,回来的不在完美。

35、Love is a kind of chance encounter, and one can neither waiting nor preparing for it。 爱是一种遇见,不能等待,也不能准备。

36、Love one another and you will be happy。 It's as simple and as difficult as that。 彼此相爱就是幸福。如此简单,如此难。

37、Maybe for those that have been missed,they are fated to be this way。 也许那些错过的,是因为注定就要错过。

38、Memory is a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past。 回忆本来是非常美好的,只要你能让过去的都过去。

39、Miss as miss, miss read as offering, the chief read do not read。 想念不如怀念,怀念不如祭念,祭念不如不念。

40、Mistake is temporary regret but missing is the forever one。 过错是暂时的遗憾,而错过则是永远的遗憾。

41、My heart is not open 24 hours, not the restaurant at any time, welcome to。 我的心不是24小时营业的餐厅,没有随时的欢迎光临。

42、Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have。 永远不要剥夺别人的希望,也许那是他们唯一所有。

43、No matter how long。 I love you are still so。 不管多久,我爱你都依旧如此。

44、Not crave forever,because too far。 不奢求永远,因为太远。

45、One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it。 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸,边烧边嘟囔着:收到了全都买基金吧。

46、Plan the worst scnario withthe best hope。 抱最好的希望,做最坏的准备。

47、Please don't pretend to be good to me。 I'm so naive that I will take it seriously。 请不要假装对我好,我很傻,会当真。

48、Promise more,notbe,that\'s just a lie。 承诺再多,做不到,也不过是谎言。

49、Real girls aren’t perfect。 Perfect girls aren’t real。 真实的女孩不完美,完美的女孩不真实。

50、Rev。 Maclean: you can love completely without completely understanding。 你可以不完全了解一个人,但你仍能全心全意地去爱他。

51、Say goodbye and never see don't cheap。 说声再见再也不见也别贱。

52、Smile everyday from today。 Nothing really matters except to live or die。 从今天开始,每天微笑吧,世上除了生死,都是小事。

53、So what if we fall down? At least we are still young。 摔倒了又怎样,至少我们还年轻。

54、Some people are like dark clouds。 When they disappear, it's a brighter day。 有些人就像乌云,离开了天空会更明亮。

55、Some people will have to learn how to appreciate you by losing you。 总有些人在失去你以后才会懂得你的好。

56、Some people will never be forgotten while some are always substitutes。 有些人永远不会被遗忘,有些人永远只是代替品。

57、Someday you will understand, were the first to love yourself。 总有一天你会明白,人首先要爱自己。

58、Sometimes there is no way out exlept to say goodbye。 有时候,除了说再见,别无选择。

59、Sometimes we feel tired because we are lost in our life。 有时候,我们觉得累,是因为在人生的道路上,忘记了去哪。

60、Sorry,I forgot。You don’t need me anymore。 对不起,我忘了,你已经不再需要我了。

61、Stepping forward can't finish the distance while going backwards can't get rid of the memory。 前进走不完距离,后退走不出回忆。

62、Stop trying to find a rewind。 It\'s life, not a movie。 别妄想着倒带,这是生活,不是电影。

63、Thank you for your smile, once panic over my time。 谢谢你的微笑,曾经慌乱过我的年华。

64、Thank you push me off a cliff let me see the whole sky。 感谢你将我推下悬崖让我看清整片天空。

65、The fragmentation of the separation, this is you want to end。 支离破碎的分离,这是不是你要的结局。

66、The future that we hold is so unclear。 我们曾紧握的未来却是那么模糊不定。

67、The only to commandeer a man can be violent memories, is the live better。 唯一可以强横地霸占一个男人的回忆的,就是活得更好。

68、The only way to meet the right one is to be what you really are。 用最真实的自己,才能遇见最应该的那个人。

69、The time that you are my most fatal。 时光深知你是我最致命的爱人。

70、The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost。 珍爱一切的好办法是:意识到你可能会失去它。

71、The worst thing in life is not out of love, but because too much love a person, lost their. 人生最糟的不是失去爱的人,而是因为太爱一个人,而失去了自己。

72、There are no shortcuts to any place worth going。 任何值得去的地方,都没有捷径。

73、There is no love queen of the world。

74、Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have。 如果你对自己不满意,你也不会对你所拥有的感到满意。

75、Want to say sorry to myself, once loved others loved and forgot to love myself。 想要对自己说声对不起,曾经爱别人爱的忘记了爱自己。

76、We are not sure whether some people are good or not。They can not be replaced,though。 有的人说不清哪里好,但就是谁都代替不了。

77、When I close my eyes, I don't see myself, but you。 我闭上眼睛,看不见自己,却看见了你。

78、When there's no expectation,losing won't bring hurt,gaining makes you surprised。 不去期望。失去了不会伤心,得到了便是惊喜。

79、Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again。 有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

80、You are my beloved, how would you know that I love。 你非我良人,怎知我情深。

81、You are my most adventure youth dream。 你是我年少时最冒险的梦。

82、You are the reason why I became stronger。 But still,you are my weakness。 因为你,我学会了坚强,而你,依旧是我的伤。

83、You cannot appreciate happiness unless you have known sadness too。 不知道什么是忧伤,就不会真正感激幸福。

84、You find your sunshine, I was left alone sad。 你找到了你的阳光,我却仍在独自忧伤。

85、Your world did not if I was clean。 你的世界没了我是不是清净了许多。

86、my end is no regrets, the iraqi people to wave。 衣带渐宽终不悔,为伊消得人憔悴。

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