1、At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However， if you don't you will be."
2、In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory， growing wise is optional.
3、In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry， come on in and get fed up."
4、In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes， Sit! Stay!" 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览
5、In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully， we'll wait."
6、Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet， we need to hear a pin drop." 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览
7、On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman， and the 2nd one just left."
8、On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览
9、Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览
10、在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。"
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