1、“世界末日”过了，不必庆幸，不必惊喜，其实玛雅预言就是玛雅人和我们开了一个超级大玩笑，让我们过了一次“愚人节”，呵呵，朋友，快乐活在当下！" The end of the world"， don't have to be thankful， not surprise， in fact， the mayan prophecy is the Maya and we had a super big joke， let we had a April fool's day, ha ha, friends, happy to live in the present moment！
2、一大学生被敌人抓了，敌人把他绑在了电线杆上，然后问他：说，你是哪里的？不说就电死你！大学生回了敌人一句话，结果被电死了，他说：我是电大的！ A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you？ Don't say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV university！
3、一滴水在海洋中渺小，在沙漠中伟大；丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小，在鸡群中伟大；你在人群中渺小，在猪圈伟大！ A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoopsmall， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
4、亲爱的你真不起，每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底，体重没人能比，送给看短信的那头猪，愚人节快乐。 Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
5、人渐僵，脸渐黄，苍白如豆浆，嘴唇像红糖；至今没有对象，还要假装坚强，见了美眉象狼，遇到哥们——还那小样。 Gradually， face yellow， as white as a soya-bean milk， lips like brown sugar。 Has not object， but also pretend to be strong， see the United States eyebrow like wolves， met the elder brothers， also the samples。
6、人生就像是一个茶几，上面摆满杯具，当我们认为自己跳出一个杯具时，却掉进另外一个杯具，若你没有跳进另一个杯具，那恭喜你，你掉下茶几了。 Life is like a tea table， above filled up with， when we think they jump out of a cup， but fell into another cup， if you do not have to jump into another， the congratulations you， you are off the table。
7、今天将出现大量忧“愚”症患者，其表现为会议通知不信，领导召唤不听，有人请客不到，有人送礼不要，就连收个短信也不敢笑。因为愚人节愚人才乐呢！ Today there will be a lot of sorrow "fool", its performance for meeting notice not letter, leadership call don't listen to, somebody will treat, someone a gift, don't even receive a text message can't laugh。 Fools because of April fool's day happy！
8、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜，她和一个叫沙德的相爱了，他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时，他们将这颗流星命名为：乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐！ Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day！
9、你在我眼中最美：鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老鼠眼睛罗圈腿，鼻子下面一张嘴，滴滴答答——流口水。愚人节快乐！ You are the most beautiful in my eyes， aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round， a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day！
10、你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么优美。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好吗？ Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， control the tempo？
11、你有没有在去年今日收到一条短信，让你记忆犹新？假如你收到本信息，证明你手机已感染病毒，请马上把手机丢进水中泡一天。 Do you have any last year today received a text message， let you remember？ If you received this information， prove you cell phones have been infected with the virus， please leave your cell phone at once into the water to soak for a day。
12、你长得很抽象！你长得很朦胧！你长得很模糊！你长得很……诡异啊！饶了我吧，我实在描绘不出你的样子，我真没见过鬼。 You look very abstract！ You look very dim moonlight！ You look very fuzzy！ You look very…… Weird！ Give me a break， I can't describe your appearance， I have never seen a ghost。
13、八戒遇月老问：靠！月老！为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖。 Eight quit when he asked： depend！ Joking！ Why let me talk to gaos thought yulan separation。 Old way： she is a person， you are a demon， I am afraid that your child is a transvestite。
14、其实。唉，算了，还是不说了。呵呵，这句话是不是很让你纠结？免费送给你了，趁今天过愚人节，告诉身边的人，他晚上一定睡不着。 In fact。 Alas， forget it， or forget it。 Ha ha， this sentence isn't it make you struggle？ Send to you for free， while today April fool's day， tell the people around， he can't go to sleep at night。
15、初恋情人是全新版；旧情复燃是翻新版；婚前同居是试用版；新婚之夜是正版；金屋藏娇是珍藏版；爱上寡妇是修订版；勾引人妻是盗版。 First love is new version； Is rekindling retrofit； Premarital cohabitation is trial version； Wedding night is genuine； Rib is a collector； Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition； Wife seduce people is piracy。
16、动物世界真奇妙，狮子吼来百鸟叫。斑马羚羊在吃草，狗熊大象瞎胡闹。兔子欺负乌龟小，总想和它来赛跑。只有王八静悄悄，打开手机看热闹！愚人节快乐！ 动物世界真是太好了，狮子吼叫着百只鸟。斑马羚羊吃草，承受大象盲目的恶作剧。兔子欺负小乌龟，一直想和它赛跑。只有乌龟。沉默了，开电话沉迷！愚人节快乐！ Touching you that please tender face， then touching your belly！ Good！ The pig knowledge lecture to the end， see you tomorrow！
17、听说你被**，真地把我吓坏，你虽从小痴呆，却对社会无害，谁人如此大胆，竟敢拿你去卖，我真替他担心，卖得掉才怪！ Heard you were abducted， really scared me， although you are stupid since the childhood， is harmless to the society， who is so bold， unexpectedly dare to take you to sell， I really worry about him， to sell off just strange！
18、吻你的感觉青涩中带着淡淡的芳香，抚你的感觉平滑中带着柔柔的起伏，想你的感觉兴奋中带着甜甜的滋味，我真想现在就剥开你衣服。生柿子。 Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance， with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth， in think you feel excited with a sweet taste， I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
19、小明上课时总是睡觉，老师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉？小明回答：不行，因为我是特困生。 Xiao Ming is always sleeping in class， the teacher criticized him： you can not sleep？ Xiao Ming answered： no， because I am a obtains。
20、想和你去看海，却把握不住莫测未来；想和你去登山，却充满对理想茫然；想和你去流浪，却到不了幸福天堂；想和你去逛街，**不许带狗。 Want to and you go to the sea, but can not grasp the uncertain future； Want to go climbing with you, is the ideal blank； Want to go with you stray, but can't get happiness heaven； Would you like to go shopping with you, the police are not allowed to take the dog。
21、愚人遇雨人雨人语渔人渔人说愚人节愚人不如予人与人愚人之人必将成雨人雨人哭语云：预祝愚人节绕晕人快乐呀！ Fools in rain man said rain person fisherman's fisherman's April fool's day of a fool than to fool people will into the language cloud rain man rain man cry： I wish happy April fool's day around the halo people！
22、我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。 I am a lonely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lonely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。
23、春天，我会送你一个笑脸，让你辗转难眠，春天，我会送你一些小诗，让你浮想联翩，春天，我会送你一次心跳，让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。 In spring， I will send you a smiling face， tossing and turning to let you， in the spring， I will send you a little poem， let you to extrapolate， spring， I will send you a heart， let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
24、有个节日叫愚人节，有种祝福叫愚人的祝福，有种诺言叫愚人的谎言， There is a festival called April fool's day， have a kind of blessing called fool blessing， there is a word called fool， have a happy happy， called by fools have a happy that deceived。 April fool's day， happy holiday！
25、说你白痴你还认识字，说你傻瓜你还知道生气，说你笨蛋你还知道回短信，说你木头你还知道看手机！祝你愚人节快乐！ Say you idiot you know words， say you fool you know angry， say you stupid you know back to SMS， said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone！ I wish you a happy April fool's day！
26、请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见！
27、这段日子以来，我一直想对你说三个字，但又怕说了连普通朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，还是想说：借点钱！ These days， I always wanted to say three words to you， but again afraid said even friends can do， but I can't help， or want to say： borrow some money！
28、追你追你我追你，就象猎人追狐狸；亲你亲你我亲你，就象老汉啃玉米。 I chase you chase you chase you， just as a hunter chasing fox； I kiss you kiss you kiss you， just like the old man eating corn。
29、送你一个好朋友，他非常善解人意，你哭的时候，他陪你哭，你笑的时候，他陪你笑，就连你大发脾气的时候，他也会大发脾气哦！呵呵，是复读机啦…… Send you a good friend， he is very considerate， when you cry， he accompany you cry， you laugh， he accompany you to smile， even you lost his temper， he would have lost his temper！ Ha ha， is reread machine……
30、通知：明天上午有领导视查工作，各位同事请按要求统一着装。男士：西装领带短裤拖鞋；女士：泳装西裤皮鞋！切记！愚人节快乐！ Notice： tomorrow morning have led visual check work， dear colleagues， please unified dress as required。 Man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！ Remember that！ Happy April fool's day！
31、鄙人路过寝室楼，一股东西漂上头。抬头满楼皆望尽，唯见泪已满面流。嗯？红烧味道。靠！谁这么没道德，吃完泡面乱倒汤的！ I pass by the bedroom floor， a floating above。 Looking after all do， only see the tears with flow。 Huh？ Braise in soy sauce flavor。 Depend！ Who have no moral， so after eating instant noodles disorderly pour soup！
