1、**”这个专业的吗？ Personnel manager： sorry， your profession and our position is not very wrong！ A： what is wrong？ Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major？
2、**还得是“
3、April fool's day arrived， clockwork SMS to see everybody love flowers bloom you， please pay attention to today's messages are false。 Remember to keep in mind， this is the first article。
4、text messages to remind you， the fool is a fool can， happy is the premise。 Happy April fool's day is coming， I wish happy skywarp， good fortune finances tightly connected。
5、一小伙娶妻贺客盈门，晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散，新娘曰：谢天谢地谢诸君，我本无才哪会吟？曾记唐人诗一句，春宵一刻值千金！ A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said： thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs？ Remember tang poetry by the way, having a value daughter！上一页12下一页 Your influence is so wide， so vast， so deep！ So that I can't do anything today， only tease you play…… Happy April fool's day！
6、一见钟情爱上你，二话不说抱住你，三天两头来找你，四下无人亲亲你，五天之内娶到你，六十年内不分离！ Love at first sight in love with you， rather than embrace you， three days two head to come to you， no one kiss you， marry to you in five days， 60 years not separation！
7、三十岁的男人正在学坏、抱着同一代唱着同样的爱，四十岁男人已经学坏、抱着下一代唱着迟来的爱，五十岁男人最坏、抱着第三代、唱着糊涂的爱。 Thirty men are getting bad， holding the same generation sing the same love, 40 years old man has been getting bad, holding the next generation of singing the belated love, fifty men bad, held the third generation, singing the confused love。
8、不许动！**临检！全部举起手来，嫖客站左边，野鸡站右边，没穿裤子的站中间，还在看手机，说的就是你！ Don't move！ Police raids！ All held up his hand， the client station on the left， pheasant stands right and not wearing trousers standing in the middle， also in the mobile phone， say is you！
9、人事经理：不好意思，你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口！应聘者：啥叫不对口？难道当
10、人活着真累，站着直想睡，上车得排队，吃饭没香味，喝酒还易醉，上班特疲惫，唉，就连给小狗发个短信还得收费。愚人节快乐！ People alive really tired， stand straight to sleep， get on the car to line up， eat no fragrance， drinking drunk easily， also very tired to work， alas， even to send a text message has to charge the dog。 Happy April fool's day！
11、你一闪而过，令我顿时迷失自我，望着你的背影真想把你留住，我大声告诉自己不能让你走，于是我对着你的背影大叫到：抓贼啊！ You a flash， I immediately get lost， looking at the back of you really want to keep you， I loudly tell myself can't let you go， so I on your figure to shout loudly to stop thief！
12、你是我独家的记忆，你是我诗篇的绝句，你是我想要的甜蜜， You are my sole memory， you are my poem rhyme， you are sweet， I want you enjoy is my temper， you are my only want the miracle of valentine's day， you are the precious memories at the end of my life。 Happy April fool's day！
13、你的影响力是如此地广泛，如此地巨大，如此地深远！以至于今天我什么事都做不成，只能逗你玩儿了……愚人节快乐！ The hearts of countless collisions， countless dream poetry， is the fate let us meet， is fate let us love， sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you！
14、吃亏是福，不懂享福是最大的吃亏。傻人傻福，懂得装傻是最大的幸福。人傻一次容易，傻一辈子也容易，难的是该傻时傻，该精明时精明。愚人节快乐！ A disadvantage is a blessing and I don't know he is one of the biggest disadvantage。 Stupid as stupid does, is understood to be the greatest happiness。 People silly a easy, silly life is easy, the hard part is when the silly silly, the savvy savvy。 Happy April fool's day！
15、尊敬的用户：您的手机目前已具有提款功能，只需将sim卡取出插入提款机即可，如提款机不受理业务，请用手机用力砸提款机！愚人节快乐！ Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the sim card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！ Happy April fool's day！
16、当你读到此信息时，请做以下动作：左手捏右耳，右手捏左耳，并伸出舌头，站于大街上。你会发现人家会给你钱了！ When you read this information， please do the following action： left hand knead the right ear， right hand knead the left ear， and stick out your tongue， standing on the street。 You will find somebody else will give you the money！
17、愚弄整人4月
18、愿你的每一根头发都飘荡着睿智，每一个细胞都蕴含着灵气，每一个眼神都闪烁着聪慧，每一个举止都充满着机警。愚人节到了，千万别被别人愚弄哟！ May your every hair fluttering wise， every cell contains the reiki， every eyes flashing bright， each behavior was full of alert。 April fool's day is coming， don't be fooled by others！
19、我觉得熟悉你这么久了，你这人特别的，极度的，非常的，罕见的，不同凡响的笨，而且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别气愤啊！愚人节快乐！ I feel familiar with you so long， you are special person， very， very， rare， a remarkable silly， but stupid cute， hee hee， don't be angry！ Happy April fool's day！
20、把天真尘封，把活泼捆绑，把*放飞，把聪颖打包，让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知，行走江湖。亲爱的朋友，愚人节快乐！ The innocent and dusty， the lively， free to fly， the intelligent packaging， let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant， walk river's lake。 My dear friends， happy April fool's day！
21、无数次的心灵碰撞，无数次的梦幻诗意，是缘分让我们相见，是缘分让我们相恋，愿千万个祝福化作片片雪花飘落在你身边！
22、曾有一分真挚的爱，我没珍惜，失去才后悔莫及，若能再来，我会说：我爱你。若要选表白时间，我希望是：愚人节快乐！ There was a true love， I didn't treasure， lost only regret， if can come again， I would say： I love you。 If you want to choose， I hope is： happy April fool's day！
23、最新名词解释：高人就是指长得高的人；文人就是指经常被蚊子咬的人，凡人就是指遇到麻烦的人，愚人指的就是像你们这个特殊群体的人；祝愚人节快乐！ The latest noun explanation： master is tall。 Literati is often bitten by mosquito， mortal refers to people in trouble， means the fool like you this special group of people； Happy April fool's day！
24、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息！警告还没睡的快去睡，刚睡的翻个身继续睡，睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡，实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的！ This information is purely harassment information！ Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep！
25、注意4月1日愚人节到了，发条短信送给人见人爱花见花开的你，请留意今天的短信都是假的。切记切记，此条为第一条。 Note on April
26、温柔女人是金子，漂亮女人是钻石，聪明女人是宝藏，可爱女人是名画。据我考证：你应该是世界上最大的宝藏，里面装满了金子、钻石和名画。愚人节快乐！ Gentle woman is gold, beautifulwoman is diamond, intelligent woman is a treasure, a lovely woman is famous paintings。 According to my research： you should be the world's largest treasure, filled with gold, diamonds, and painting。 Happy April fool's day！
27、电影院内正放映《白雪公主和七个小矮人》观众廖廖无几。有人叫影院老板改片名为《一个女人和七个男人的生活》观众一下爆满！ Are shown in cinema "Snow White and the seven dwarfs" audience liao liao。 Someone called cinema owners to change the title of "the life of a women and seven men"， "the audience packed！
28、短信发送提醒你，愚人被愚都可以，开心快乐是前提。愚人节到了，祝快乐开心闹翻天，福运财运紧相连。 Fool those trick on April
29、祝你位高权重责任轻，钱多事少离家近，每天睡到自然醒，工资领到手抽筋，别人加班你加薪！ I wish you a powerful light duty， doing little more money near home， sleep to nature to wake everyday， salary is hand cramps， others overtime pay you！
30、等咱有了钱，天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里，想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张，上半身用一张，下半身用一张。 Wait the za riched， every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin， is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time， with a piece of upper body， lower body with a piece of。
31、紧急提醒：看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。 Emergency remind： look at your left， look at your right。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness， his character is： holding a cell phone look in all directions。
32、请输入用户名：麦兜！请输入密码：一只快乐的肥猪！提示：密码正确，欢迎进入深圳国营养猪场，祝用餐愉快！ Please enter the user name： McDull！ Please enter the password： a happy pig！ Hint： the password is correct， welcome to shenzhen， state-run piggery wish enjoy your dinner！
33、转帐通知：我们已经将20万元按要求转入你的账户，请在2秒钟内确认，否则转账作废。 Transfer notice： we have $200000 into your account as requested， please confirm it within 2 seconds or transfer。
34、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯，一丝不挂地在我面前扭动，轻轻抚摸你的肌肤，我无法抵挡你的**：老板，我就要这条鱼！愚人节快乐！ That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish！ Happy April fool's day！
35、雨下的断断续续，引起我无限思绪，说白了就是想你，等到了风和日丽，我还带你去那片草地，但是事先约定：猪只准吃草，不准拱地！ It rained off and on， cause I infinite thoughts， namely， think you wait to beautiful， I also take you to the meadow， but agree beforehand： pigs eat grass， no hog！
