1、Behind every successful man， there is a man。 And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two。每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
2、Big belly is not terrible， terrible stomach no good thing。肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。
3、Characterized by the failure of people will continue to fail。 If you want to see him fail， he will not let you down。失败的人特点是会不断地失败。如果你想看看他的失败的话，他是不会让你失望的。
4、Children in backseats cause accidents。 Accidents in backseats cause children。 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5、Dog problem is that they did not have to install a ON / OFF switch。狗的问题就在于，它们身上没有装一个ON/OFF开关。
6、Dress is like a barbed fence。 It protects the premises without restricting the view。服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7、Especially liked a little lazy， and that is， do not learn。懒惰有一点特别招人喜欢，那就是，不用学就会。
8、Every man should marry。 After all， happiness is not the only thing in life。再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚， 幸福不是永久的嘛。
9、Garfield is certainly not for the pork roll was born， but the pork roll must be born to Garfield。加菲猫肯定不是为猪肉卷而生，但猪肉卷一定是为加菲猫而生。
10、God determines who is your relative， fortunately， in the choice of our friends you left the room。上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
11、God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends。神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
12、Hard work never killed anybody！ But I will not take the risk。努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。
13、I actually fell asleep at dinner。 That's right， I have reached the pinnacle of lazy。 How frustrating it！ After reaching the top， there is nothing of the struggle。我居然在吃饭时候睡着了。这就对了，我已经达到好吃懒做的顶峰了。多么令人沮丧呀！在到达顶峰以后，就没有什么好奋斗的了。
14、I do not watch TV each meal， and sometimes my dinner while watching television， life， some changes will increase the fun。我并不是每次吃完饭就看电视，有时我边吃饭边看电视，生活中有些改变会增加乐趣。
15、I hope you can help me return a favor？ Help me to apply for a dog， it is best Spain poodle！返希你能帮我个忙吗？帮我申请做一只狗，最好是西班牙狮子狗！
16、I just finished a 14-day diet， the only minus is that in two weeks time。我刚结束为期14天的节食，唯一减掉的就是两周来的时间。
17、I made a wish upon a star。 I do not really believe it， but in any case is free， and there is no evidence that it is not working。我向星星许了个愿。我并不是真的相信它，但是反正也是免费的，而且也没有证据证明它不灵。
18、I only eat four types of food per day： breakfast， lunch， dinner and snacks。我每天只吃四类食物：早饭、午饭、晚饭和零食。
19、I'm not fat， I just follow my weight a little bit shorter。我并不胖，按照我的体重我只是稍微矮了一点。
20、I'm sorry I never do the next thing Depot， maybe， maybe not forever。今后我永远不做对不起欧迪的事，也许，也许不是永远。
21、If a little late in the morning to come， I would have liked in the morning。如果早晨晚一点儿来的话，我会喜欢早晨的。
22、If you do not want to give anyone something to eat， then you have to think of something to make it。如果你不想给谁东西吃的话，就得让它想着点什么。
23、If you want to be smart， you will be more than associating with fools。如果你想显得聪明，就要多跟蠢人为伍。
24、In addition to eating and sleeping， life may also have other meaning， but I do not think it is very good。除了吃和睡，生命也许还会有别的意义，不过我觉得没有就挺好。
25、It's just a nightmare， when I close my eyes then opened when everything will be normal。这只是一个噩梦，当我闭上眼睛再睁开的时候一切都会正常。
26、Life philosophy： I am a 14-day diet is over， and I was the only minus two weeks time。生活哲理：我为期14天的节食结束了，而我唯一减去的就是2周的时间。
27、Mei Mei's sleep a sleep， 16 hours， I feel like a short sleep。睡了美美的一觉，16个小时，我是喜欢睡短觉的。
28、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today。不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好。
29、Now， you can return it to us on Monday it？ Also Wednesday and throughout August， Wisconsin and chocolate。 By the way， another thing， you can take my coin back to me？现在，你能把星期一还给我们吗？还有星期三和整个八月，威斯康星州和巧克力糖。对了，还有一点，你能把我的硬币也还给我吗？
30、No， fruit cake！ This is one of the three things I do not eat。 Also different is the raisins， and snails。不，水果蛋糕！这是我不吃的三样东西之一。另外两样是葡萄干，还有蜗牛。
31、Odie， walking， or nine we buy a hamburger for dinner。欧迪，走，我们去买一个或九个汉堡包当晚餐。
32、Re happy man should marry， happiness is not the only thing。再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
33、Really I do not want them， especially when i was sick， but I still gotta persist in eating。真不愿意起来，尤其我还病了，可我还得带病坚持吃饭。
34、Shhh - do not tell them that I did something good， this will affect my image！嘘——千万不要告诉他们我做了好事，这会影响我的形象的！
35、Success is a relative term。 It brings so many relatives。成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
36、The burgers taste good， but not as good as the first eight good。这个汉堡包的味道不错，但不如前八个好。
37、The more you learn， the more you know； the more you know， the more you forget； the more you forget， the less you know； why bother to learn。学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少；为什么学来着。
38、The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise。聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
39、There are a beautiful woman to Jon say you're cute， but you ask me there is something wrong！有一位漂亮的女士对乔恩说你真可爱，而你还问我有什么不对！
40、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning。应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
41、This world there are many more important things than money， such as pasta。这个世界上还有很多比钱更重要的东西，比如说意大利面。
42、To prevent weight gain from such movement is really good fun。能从这种不让体重增加的运动中得到乐趣真是太好了。
43、Today， I do push-ups， the first prone today， tomorrow and then hold。今天我要做俯卧撑，今天先俯卧，明天再撑。
44、What is life， life is like a hot bath。 When washing very comfortable， can the longer time you wash， the more wrinkled skin on the bubble。什么是生活，生活很像是洗热水澡。洗的时候很舒服，可你洗的时间越长，皮肤就泡的越皱。
45、While Office Depot is a dog， but it sometimes live life like a dog。虽然欧迪是条狗
46、Why do people always want what we eat rats？ The mouse may be a group of children's mother， it could be a mouse classroom teachers。人们为什么总是希望我们吃老鼠呢？这只老鼠可能是一群孩子的母亲，也可能是老鼠课堂的教师。
47、Why do people like teddy bears， this was because of their personality， they will not eat your food， and you will not dance around the girl， will not steal your thunder。人们为什么喜欢玩具熊呢，这是因为他们的个性，他们不会吃你的东西，不会和你约的女孩跳舞，不会抢你的风头。
48、You actually brought one after another old and useless guy back， but not me。你竟然带了一个又老又没用的家伙回来，而且不是我。
49、You are always yours， someone else will take the others。是你的总是你的，别人给的别人也会拿走。
50、You can grab my hair， you can insult my mother， my dog can beat， you can play with my rubber mouse， but you must not eat my food， not allowed to sleep in my bed！你可以抓我的毛，可以侮辱我的母亲，可以揍我的狗，可以玩我的橡皮老鼠，但是你不许吃我的食物，不许在我的床上睡觉！上一页12下一页
51、You can let the cat leave meatloaf， but not to leave the kitten patties。你可以让小猫离开肉饼，但不能让肉饼离开小猫。
52、Your future depends on your dreams。 So go to sleep。 现在的梦想决定着你的将来， 所以还是再睡一会吧 。
