1、一路走来，多谢冷落，感激不过。 Thanks for being cold and cold all the way, but I appreciate it.
2、一辈子那么长，等你几年算什么。 It's been so long for a lifetime. What will it be like to wait for you for a few years.
3、世界上原本没有公主，直到我的出现。 There was no princess in the world until I came up.
4、为什么叫我千金，是因为我肉多吗。 Why call me a thousand gold, because I have a lot of meat.
5、人到中年不得已，保温杯里泡枸杞。 People should not be in middle age, and soak Lycium in the heat preservation cup.
6、人生自古谁无死，啊个拉屎不用纸！ Who has never died since ancient times, ah shit does not use paper!
7、人生自古谁无死，要死也是你先死。 Who has not died since ancient times, you must die first.
8、你不必减肥，瘦下来也没人喜欢你。 You don't have to lose weight, and nobody likes you if you're thin.
9、你可以不喜欢我，但你没资格议论我。 You can't like me, but you're not qualified to talk about me.
10、你是罪臣，而我是宠爱你的昏君。 You are the Minister of sin, and I am the despondent who loves you.
11、你真聪明，居然还知道自己是个人。 You are so clever that you know you are a person.
12、你该安心胖下去，瘦是别人的事情。 You should be relieved to lose weight. It's someone else's business to be thin.
13、你说吧，你是想死呢还是不想活了？ You say, do you want to die or don't want to live?
14、倒转了沙漏，不见得可以改写春秋。 The hourglass turned upside down, and it was not necessary to rewrite the spring and Autumn period.
15、做人就是累，不然怎么能叫人类。 Being a person is tired, or how can we call human beings.
16、先是朋友后是妹，最后变成小宝贝。 First friends, then younger sisters, and finally become little babies.
17、内裤再破也性感，感情再深也扯淡。 Underwear is sexy if it is broken, and the feelings are even more bullshit.
18、再牛的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤！ No longer can Xiao Bang of cattle play Laozi's sorrow!
19、别在我坟前哭，弄脏了我轮回的路。 Don't cry in front of my grave, and stain my way back.
20、别看我长得变态，其实我老有才了！ Don't look at me growing abnormal, in fact, I am old talent!
21、只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？ As long as the hoe dance well, can you dig the corner?
22、咳！该说的说，不该说的小声说。 Cough! What to say, not to say in a whisper.
23、哎哟，妈呀，我的衣服怎么又缩水了。 Oh, my clothes are shrinking again.
24、天塌下来你先顶着，我去找根棍子。 You are going to hold it first when the sky falls. I'll find a stick.
25、天生我才必有用，一直不知怎么用。 I have to use it in my life, I have never known how to use it.
26、天赐你一双翅膀，就应该被红烧。 If Heaven gives you wings, it should be burned.
27、女人的纯不是装出来的，除非内心纯真。 Women's innocence is not made up unless it is true in the heart.
28、如果你能记住我，全世界忘了我又如何。 If you can remember me, the world forgot me.
29、孩子把玩具当朋友，成人把朋友当玩具。 Children make toys friends, adults make friends toys.
30、宁肯自豪的发霉，不去卑微的恋爱。 Rather proud of the mold, not to humble love.
31、工资就像例假，一月不来你就傻眼。 Wages are like regular holidays. You are stupid if you don't come in January.
32、当幸福来敲门的时候，我或许不在家。 When happiness comes to knock at the door, I may not be at home.
33、很多事，没有因为，没有所以。 A lot of things, no reason, no so.
34、心脏，我跟她表白你激动个毛啊！ Heart, I tell her you are excited!
35、想住进你的心里，没有邻居的那种。 Want to live in your heart, there is no neighbor of the kind.
36、想你了，就像打喷嚏一样，忍不住。 Miss you, like sneezing, can't help.
37、我不想做第一个，我只想做唯一。 I don't want to be the first, I just want to be the only one.
38、我喜欢上学，我只是不喜欢上课。 I like to go to school, I just don't like classes.
39、我对象这么好，象居然不理我。 I am so good as to ignore me.
40、我待人随和，但不是没有原则。 I treat people with ease, but not without principles.
41、我是杯烈酒，怎会有白水的温柔。 I am a strong wine. How can I have the tender white water.
42、我的支付宝，配不上你的购物车。 My Alipay doesn't match your shopping cart.
43、我的爱情，非你不可，别离开我。 My love, you can not, don't leave me.
44、我要做个正能量满满的拉风少女。 I want to be a girl with full of positive energy.
45、手抓一把人民币，走起路来特神气。 Holding a handful of RMB, he walked with a look of Lu Laite.
46、步步高打火机，哪里不会点哪里。 Step up the lighter, where not where to point.
47、每天醒来第一件事，就是想睡觉。 The first thing to wake up every day is to sleep.
48、没有我得不到的，只有我不想要的。 There is nothing I can't get, only what I don't want.
49、没那实力就别玩，因为你输不起。 Don't play without that strength, because you can't afford to lose.
50、爱你爱到新闻联播大结局，也还爱。 Love you love the news broadcast ending, also love.
51、王者不是天天有，低调才能永不朽！ The king is not every day, low-key can never die!
52、留不住的东西，就用力扔远一点。 If you can't keep something, throw it away.
53、看清对你好的，记得被谁咬了。 See what's right for you. Remember who bit it.
54、给我一个支点，我能撬走你女友。 Give me a support point. I can pry away your girlfriend.
55、自己选择的路，跪着也要把它走完。 The road of choice, kneeling also to walk it.
56、若你放开我的手，别说分手直接走。 If you let go of my hand, don't say break up and go straight.
57、要么好好活着，要么赶紧去死吧。 Either live well or die quickly.
58、记住一句话：想得太多会毁了你。 Remember one sentence: too much thought will ruin you.
59、请人吃饭不叫请客，叫，反腐败。 Invite people to eat without calling for guests, calling, anti-corruption.
60、请勿骚扰，本人正在骚扰别人。 Please do not harass. I am harassing others.