1、一喝就倒，官位难保。 If you drink it, you will lose your position.
2、一花一世界，花无言，花尽知，女生爱花、护花，自有道理。 A flower a world, flower silent, flower do know, girls love flowers, flowers, their own reason.
3、不成熟的爱情，无非就是你渣我瞎。 Immature love is nothing but your slag and my blind.
4、不是路不平、只是你不行。 It's not the uneven road, just you can't.
5、不用夸姐美，姐信不过你那张嘴。 Don't boast about your beauty. I can't believe your mouth.
6、也许你很了不起，但我未必看得起。 You may be great, but I don't have to look up to it.
7、于小事得道，于小人成佛。 In small things, in small people become Buddha.
8、人过于自大就会变得孤单，寂寞。 If people are too arrogant, they will become lonely and lonely.
9、会劈腿的男人，跳芭蕾一定很好看。 A man who can split his legs, ballet must be very good.
10、你以为我的心不锈钢而且防水么！ Do you think my heart is stainless steel and waterproof!
11、你的眼里哪有什么星辰，全是眼屎。 There are no stars in your eyes. It's full of shit.
12、全是企图，何来后退之路。 It's all an attempt. How can we retreat.
13、别光喝酒，吃菜啊。 Don't just drink, eat.
14、别在我坟前哭，脏了我轮回的路！ Don't cry in front of my grave, dirty my reincarnation road!
15、别辜负自己，走到今天真的不容易。 Don't let yourself down. It's really not easy to come to this day.
16、只要心头有，喝到九十九。 As long as you have it in your heart, you can drink it till ninety-nine.
17、各人生死各人了，管人闲事受人磨。 Every man lives and dies, and he cares about others and is tortured by others.
18、喝酒一时爽，酒后火葬场。 Drink for a while, drink after crematorium.
19、大家好，我是富江的妹妹，穷江。 Hello, everyone. I'm Fujiang's sister, Qiongjiang.
20、大恩大德我记着，大仇大恨你等着！ Great kindness and great virtue, I remember, great hatred and hatred, waiting for you!
21、天凉了、大家出门别忘了披件袈裟！ It's cool. Don't forget to put on a cassock when you go out!
22、好几天没吃饭了，看谁都像烙饼。 I haven't eaten for several days. Everyone looks like pancakes.
23、如果用快乐去丈量，人生其实很短。 If measured with happiness, life is actually very short.
24、宁愿与狼为伍，也不愿与狗同行。 I would rather be with wolves than with dogs.
25、开自己的店，让别人打工去。 Open your own shop and let others work.
26、往事不回头，以后不将就。 If you don't look back on the past, you won't make up for it in the future.
27、想和你一起虚度整个夏天。 I want to spend the whole summer with you.
28、想我的时候摸摸心脏，我在里面哦。 Feel your heart when you miss me. I'm in it.
29、感情铁，喝不歇。 Emotional iron, drink no rest.
30、成功了而没有快乐，是最大的失败。 Success without happiness is the greatest failure.
31、我不敢拿爱情当赌注，我输不起。 I don't dare to gamble on love. I can't afford to lose.
32、我们又不熟，叫我小仙女就好了。 We don't know each other. Just call me fairy.
33、我们是公主，要做到优雅而精致。 We are princesses. We should be elegant and exquisite.
34、我就是巴黎欧莱雅，你值得拥有！ I am L'Oreal Paris, you deserve it!
35、我所谓的深情，不过是自我感动。 My so-called deep feeling is just self moving.
36、我接受了孤独，成全了你的虚荣。 I have accepted loneliness and fulfilled your vanity.
37、我的青春我做主，用不着你来插手。 My youth is up to me. I don't need you to interfere.
38、春天已经到来了吧，想恋爱了呢。 Spring has come. I want to fall in love.
39、晚上睡不着，早上醒不来，一整天就是这副模样。 I can't sleep at night, I can't wake up in the morning. I've been like this all day.
40、有一种畜牲，长得很像你。 There is a kind of animal that looks like you.
41、朝花夕拾，捡的尽是枯萎。 Morning flowers, pick up all withered.
42、每个闹钟旁边，都有一个大懒虫。 Next to each alarm clock, there's a big slob.
43、没有什么过不去，只是再也回不去。 There is nothing wrong, just can't go back.
44、潘恐沼心嫦日，木耳再无回粉时。 When the day comes, there will be no loser.
45、爱若看不见，就让恨成全。 If love can't be seen, it makes hate complete.
46、琴女不知亡国恨，出门犹带多兰盾。 The Qin girl did not know the hatred of national subjugation, and went out with her Landun.
47、经常被打击，从未被打倒。 Often hit, never knocked down.
48、给我一个支点，我能撬走你女友。 Give me a fulcrum. I can pry your girlfriend away.
49、网速虐我千百遍，我待网速如初恋！ Internet speed abuse me thousands of times, I treat Internet speed as first love!
50、花儿在热烈中绽放，在无人处凋落。 Flowers bloom in the heat, and wither in no one's place.
51、花前月下，不如花钱日下。 It's better to spend money than to spend money.
52、要不我干了，你半开。 Or I'll do it. You'll drive half.
53、谁最牛逼谁最火，除了雷锋就是我。 Who is the best and who is the most popular, except Lei Feng is me.
54、豆渣男*，你俩配的可真好。 Bean dregs male green tea whore, you two match really good.
55、走投无路还走什么走，直接坐车啊！ There is no way to go, go directly by car!
56、那么好的酒，喝了长生不老！ It's not good, then!
57、野花天天爱，家花他人摘。 Wild flowers are loved every day, while others are picking them.
58、长的丑，活的久；长的帅，死的快。 If you are ugly, you will live long; if you are handsome, you will die soon.
59、间歇性踌躇满志，持续性懒惰等死。 Intermittent complacency, persistent laziness and so on.
60、频繁回头的人走不了多远。 People who turn back frequently can't go far.