1、“假期为什么这么短”“因为假期没有上午”。 "Why is the holiday so short" "because there is no morning holiday.".
2、一个人至少拥有一个梦想，有一个理由去坚强。 A person has at least one dream, there is a reason to be strong.
3、不要在无聊的时候来找我，要不然显的我多余。 Don't come to me when I'm bored, or I'll be redundant.
4、与高冷无关，我只是不需要那么多的点头之交。 It has nothing to do with the high cold. I just don't need so many nodding friends.
5、从此以后不谈地久天长，单刀赴会做气质流氓。 From then on, he did not talk about long-standing, and went to the meeting alone to be a temperament rascal.
6、任何人，失去另外一个人，都会活的一如既往。 Anyone, lose another person, will live as usual.
7、任何关系，你想陌生，我根本不会再多看你一眼。 Any relationship, you want to be strange, I will never look at you again.
8、住在人口密集的城市，却过着一个人的生活。 Living in a densely populated city, but living a one-man life.
9、你可不可以别在我脑海里转来转去，你不累？ Can you stop wandering around in my mind? You're not tired?
10、你让我下不了台，我让你连上台的机会都没有。 You let me down, I let you do not even have a chance to stage.
11、做人真难，真羡慕你了，既没有错也没有罪。 It's hard to be a man. I envy you. There's no mistake or sin.
12、像我这种人，你除了宠着也没有其他办法了。 For people like me, you can do nothing but spoil them.
13、再浪的女人也想有个家，再野的男人我也拿得下。 No matter how many waves a woman wants to have a home, no matter how wild a man is, I can take it.
14、出色些，从能力到容貌别睡太晚，不然梦会很短。 Better, from ability to appearance, don't sleep too late, otherwise the dream will be very short.
15、别说话了，就你能叨叨，长城都被你叨叨垮了！ Don't talk. You can talk about it. The Great Wall is broken by your nagging!
16、即使是不成熟的尝试，也胜于胎死腹中的谋略。 Even the immature attempt is better than the strategy in stillbirth.
17、原谅不必跟随着抱歉，眼泪也不必为了纪念。 Forgiveness doesn't have to go with sorry, and tears don't have to be in memory.
18、只是个小丑而已，给了你微笑却给不了我真心。 It's just a clown. I can't give you my heart when I smile.
19、因为早上和被窝分手，此刻被窝对我十分冰冷。 Because I broke up with the quilt in the morning, the quilt is very cold to me at the moment.
20、夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝。 Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
21、夜深了才知道一个人有多寂寞，不想一个人过的。 It's late at night that I know how lonely a person is. I don't want to live alone.
22、天气凉了，请各位及时加衣，注意保暖思淫欲。 The weather is cold, please add clothes in time, pay attention to keep warm and think of lust.
23、女人不是万能的，但是没有女人是万万不能的。 Women are not omnipotent, but without women it is absolutely impossible.
24、如果哪天我放弃了，请记得，是因为你的不在乎。 If I give up one day, please remember, because you don't care.
25、山不在高，有仙则名；水不在多，能喝就行。 If the mountain is not high, if there is an immortal, then the name will be; if there is not much water, you can drink it.
26、带上你的千军万马，哪怕最后仍是你孤军奋战。 Take your thousands of troops, even if you are still fighting alone in the end.
27、愿得一人心是个童话，白首不分离是个笑话。 It's a fairy tale to have a heart, and a joke to keep white heads together.
28、我不是佛不能普度众生，但是我可以*苍生。 I'm not a Buddha, I can't help all living beings, but I can do harm to all living beings.
29、我也不知道为什么，会活成现在这个鬼样子。 I don't know why. I'll live like this.
30、我以为我是无坚不摧的，那只是我的以为而已。 I thought I was invincible, that's just what I thought.
31、我发誓再赌就砍手，结果发现自己是千手观音。 I vowed to cut off my hands if I gambled again. I found myself a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.
32、我可以带你混得风生水起，也可以让你声名狼藉。 I can bring you into the world, or I can make you infamous.
33、我的耳朵不是垃圾桶，别什么话都往这里扔。 My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.
34、我真的特别讨厌看到你和她的以前。我会发疯的。 I really hate to see you and her before. I'm going to go crazy.
35、我管着你，你惯着我，这就是我想要的生活。 I am in charge of you, you are used to me, this is the life I want.
36、我选取的是遗忘，记住的是此刻，憧憬着是未来。 What I choose is forgetting, remembering the present moment and looking forward to the future.
37、抱最大的希望，为最大的努力，做最坏的打算。 Hope for the best, prepare for the worst for the best.
38、无论你二，或是不二，二就在那里，不三不四。 No matter you two or no two, two is there, no three no four.
39、旧时光终究会老去，总有人在不远的前方等你。 The old time will grow old, there will always be someone waiting for you in the near future.
40、明明每个人都有两个心房，却只能住一个人。 It is clear that everyone has two atriums, but only one can live in it.
41、有些时光，不必赘述，我知道它已无上完美。 Some time, needless to say, I know it has been perfect.
42、每个人都要为自己，做出的决定和选择而负责。 Everyone is responsible for the decisions and choices they make.
43、每当早晨睁开眼，那些害怕的苦恼，就又会涌来。 When you open your eyes in the morning, the worries of fear will come again.
44、毫无营养的对话，好想撒泡尿，给它施施肥。 There is no nutrition dialogue, I want to piss and fertilize it.
45、没有谁欠谁的道理，也没有谁离不开谁的说法。 There is no reason why anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that no one can't do without whom.
46、爱情就像是一朵罂粟花，使人沉迷，难以自拔。 Love is like a poppy flower, which makes people addicted and hard to extricate themselves.
47、生活不会惯着你，要想不被抛弃，必须自己争气！ Life will not be used to you, if you want not to be abandoned, you must strive for success!
48、生活坏到一定程度就会好起来，因为它无法更坏。 Life will get better when it is bad to a certain extent, because it can't be worse.
49、男人和女人之间，总是先有暧昧，才有的爱情。 Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.
50、真的是洗澡靠毅力，洗衣靠耐力，起床靠爆发力。 It really depends on perseverance in bathing, endurance in laundry and explosive force in getting up.
51、突然发现，你的良心不见了，是哪只狗叼去了。 Suddenly found that your conscience is missing, which dog took it.
52、等我说伤不起的时候，就是你家被火烧的日子。 When I say I can't afford to be hurt, it's the day your house is burned.
53、结局只要是你和你在一起，过程让我怎么痛都行。 As long as the ending is you and you together, the process makes me feel any pain.
54、莪就像一棵葱，在你A菜肴里，莪永远只是配菜。 I am like a green onion, in your dishes, I am always just a side dish.
55、说什么晚安，我巴不得你想我想得夜不能寐。 Good night. I wish you could stay up late.
56、这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。 Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.
57、这就是你所说的坚强吗？流氓来了你照样跑。 Is that what you call strong? When the hooligans come, you run as usual.
58、道理我都懂，所以从不追问与我不辞而别的人。 I know all the truth, so I never ask the person who left without saying goodbye to me.
59、那些让我们哭过的事，总有一天会笑着说出来。 Those things that make us cry will be said with a smile one day.
60、都记住啦，酒能解决的事，绝不能浪费眼泪。 Remember, wine can solve the problem, never waste tears.